December 2011
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
also I desperately wanted a Rory cameo
tawdryquirk:
lostmycape:
tawdryquirk:
just so I could say “I met you two days ago” hahahahaha
rather glad I’m not the only one
perfect use of a gif tbh
your gif is endlessly making me giggle what
gekkoukanhigh:
what missing e
i don’t s a missing e
wait whr ar my ’s
whr did thy go
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very tempted to make a 'photos of me with famous...
but then I think
a) that’s kind of weird
and
b) it’d probably just be full of various photos of me with The Hoosiers…
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also I desperately wanted a Rory cameo
tawdryquirk:
just so I could say “I met you two days ago” hahahahaha
rather glad I’m not the only one
2 tags
4 tags
run. run run run.
run away.
I want to go on an adventure.
not necessarily a “risk your life, save the world” kind of adventure.
just
anything
I’m restless.
6-word short stories
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. -Ernest Hemingway
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time -Alan Moore
Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses. -Richard Powers
The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly. -Orson Scott Card
Longed for him. Got him. Shit. -Margaret Atwood
Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth. -Vernor Vinge